Fashion Show...

Guest: where I can go to see a fashion show in Milano?
Concierge: sorry Madam, in this period there aren't any fashion show in Milano! (ma da dove vieni)
G: Why? isn't Milano the fashion city?
C: Yes Madam, but we don't have fashion show in August... The next fashion show are on September. (è gia tanto che i negozi sono ancora aperti)
G: are you sure?
C: yes madam (no guarda non sono sicuro ma sparo cazzate tante per dire qualcosa) [finto sorriso]

G to Receptionist: where I can go to see a fashion show in Milano?
Receptionist: Sorry but as the Concierge told you there aren't any fashion show in Milano in this period (ma in che lingua te lo dobbiamo dire?!?!?!)
G: strange...
C: yes madam, very strange... (ma f_tt_t_)