Guest: I want internet conncetion
Concierge: yes Sir, you should buy your connection on line with your credit card.
G: this card?
C: no Sir not the room key card, the credit card as Visa or Mastercard. (con la chiave della porta certo!)
G: my credit card?!?!?!?!
C: yes Sir (se vuoi ti do la mia tanto con tutti i soldi che mi danno qua me lo posso permettere e come!)
G: not free?!?!?!?!
C: no Sir, it's not free
G: in spain is free
C: I'm sorry Sir that we are not in spain and in Italy nothing is free (perchè non te ne torni in spagna?)